my dear watson...

i was talking to a friend online and he mentioned that his g/f's guy friend was stalking emma watson in irvine. she was at the in n out across from UCI and then was sighted at the district.

i got excited and thought about driving down for a chance to meet her...

which then prompted me to think, "JT you literally just started liking her since you put her picture as your wallpaper a few weeks ago...on that topic man...it's your wallpaper, what a freak. sure she's gorgeous, but what would you even say to her...? I imagine it'd be a trainwreck of awkwardness that would only test her ability of tolerance for weird fans.  and she has so much hype around her, it'd only add to it, and make it worse."

but you know me..."screw it" i said..."i'm chancing it! legO!" =D

is what i wish i said, in short, i decided it was foolish to go drive down there as i knew neither her current location nor if i'd get a chance to meet her (last time with dev patel was instafail), but the thought remained...what would i have said had i got a picture and a few questions...

i'd lead with the thing i know i'd have a non-zero chance of her saying yes (literally 1 in 1,000,000)
"are you free to get some coffee or ice cream? :awkward smile: "
no, you're full? oh, no worries.
what's that...? oh you have a gorgeous rich boyfriend who drives an R8?
yeah, i figured as much...
mmm...can we be friends? like text or something?
nah? yeah, i didn't think so.
oh well. ( i would then debate about asking her about her religious beliefs just to see what she believes )
probably at that point, she'd call security to pull me away.

o well, i guess we'll never know what she'd actually say...

another unsolved mystery.